{WHO ARE YOU}
My name is Carla, I am from the Planet Nonsensical. I live in a small cottage near the pink springs where pink and green crystal trees grow, where the sky is always black and the soil is colored orange. I have a pet chicken and he is known as Walter Hemisphere. Together, we travel through space and time. Searching for adventure and pleasure. That’s when we found earth. We landed here on 1995 and that’s when I met three humans who are currently known as my parents and sister. I was very happy after we landed here on earth but unfortunately Walter died because for some reason, oxygen killed him. I tried to contact my homeland but my communication device is broken, and so is my space submarine. So I decided to stay here with my new companions. Now, I am nothing more but a so called tumblr blogger. I do nothing but posting and resharing other blogger’s pictures. I have wasted a lot of time. I am no longer the Carla that my homeland once knew. Even though I can no longer go back, the thought of returning to my planet scares me because my people might mistake me for a alien terrorist. I still miss them though, I used to have lots of friends back then. Now I have facebook friends and they all send me farmville and sims social request everyday. I remember the days where I can roam freely around my world. The days where I was popular among my community. The good ol’ days. I also miss Walter. He’s my best friend. I cried every time I think about him. He shall not be forgotten. He has done a lot of good deeds. He loves fighting crime using laser beams that comes out from his red ruby eyes. Walter was a great chicken. He once save two children who were stuck inside a disco dungeon where groovy pterodactyl and neon tyrannosaurus rex roam. He shot them with his laser eyes while the groovy pterodactyls and neon tyrannosaurus rexes fight back with their anus bazooka as the great tribes men dance around them. This angered the lava god, Pakyu and sent his army of Blakok to kill Walter. Walter, being the hero of Planet Nonsensical, stopped to mighty evil forces of Pakyu but Pakyu resisted and joined forces with the prince of darkness, Nipol Tuberculosis. They summon monsters from hell and went out with an all out war. They sent out magical sound waves that caused pregnant women to give birth to purple walruses while their husbands danced around the bonfire with their flaccid dicks. People all over Nonsensical grew crazy along with the creatures. There were bombings everywhere and lots of mammary glands flying around space that cause Pakyu to have a premature ejaculation while Nipol made love with a black zebra. Walter kept on shooting with his laser eyes and didn’t care about the people so he flew around and slew vampiric cupcakes the smelled good so the ocean caught on fire and the fish where dying of oxygen and Pakyu was not complying so Nipol negotiated with him alarming the pleasure-less vaginas. Then they found out that there were not enough vaginas so they searched the country and found Walter where they had an epic fight and a dashing meal with candles and karaoke. Walter took a nail clipper and decided to clip Pakyus genitals. Nipol then exclaimed the lack of context so Walter bit his nipples off causing Nipol to bleed donkeys. Pakyu was not certainly amused so they called the gay minstrels and proceeded to inhale buffaloes that caused major disappointment to Walter. Nipol then announced that he had enough of this gay banter and decided to simultaneously combust making Pakyu very sad and told Walter that he has no right to tape the dispenser. Walter, running out of mind, told Pakyu that this has gone too far. Pakyu agreed so he rode off with his pink phallic walrus. After that, Walter was crowned king. We met, traveled then he died.
So now I’m stuck here with my blog and playing zelda.
